May 2009
43 posts
“A black doctor is an oxymoron.”
– Uncle Ruckus
“Hey Robert, I would help you with your bags but you a coon.”
– Uncle Ruckus
WatchHahahahahaha
WatchI haven’t watched this yet, but anything N * E * R * D has to go on my blog lol, so I’ma watch it later.
“Ya girl ain’t a ho dog I’m jus’ me.”
– Hypnotic
WatchThis is probably my favorite performance ever, Kanye and Daft Punk snapped. Everything about this is simply ay-mayzing.
James Takes It Sexually
A.J. Crew: (Kris Bills rubs A.J. Crew) Don't do that, that's definitely homo.
Kris Bills: No, only if u take it sexually, jus' don't take it sexually.....(Kris Bills rubs me)
Kris Bills: See James doesn't take it sexually.
Me: Actually I do take it sexually.
Kris Bills: Oh see that's gay.
“I’m not no lil crew person I’m jus’ a yuh’deiig.”
– Michael Kolar
“Some dude be pregnant as hell.”
– Michael Kolar
(After about a whole like 20-30 minute argument about why we should get A.J. Crew some Subway as opposed to him getting it himself that did not end in A.J.'s favor)
A.J. Crew: FUCK YOU GUYS YOU GUYS ARE ALL ASSHOLES, I'M GOING TO GO GET SUBWAY!!! (storms out the room)
Me: ....(calls out the room) Nigga I don't even like yo ass.
Fairly OddParents Is the Shit
Timmy's Dad: We have to hide our super powers from Timmy.
(Parents Walk In Kitchen)
Timmy: Hey guys!
Timmy's Dad: What super powers?!?!?
Me and Ky Are the Same Person
AJ Crew: Damn so ______ said she wanted to be with me.
Me: Word, so are ya'll like togetha now?
AJ Crew: Yeah
Me: Did you poot it on her?
Two Days Later
Ky (Hypnotic): Wait I didn't even know ya'll were together, so she said yeah?
AJ Crew: Yeah we're goin' out now.
Ky (Hypnotic): Damn...did you poot it on her?
“Gasping for air makes the righteous path harder to choose.”
– N * E * R * D
“The revolution will not be televised.”
– Gil Scott-Heron
Today At Portillo's With Jen N' Leia
Jen: Yeah James WOULD hit a girl.
Leia: (to both of us) Well Jen doesn't count.
Me: Actually Jen might be the last girl I'd hit, now my wife, fair game.
Why is Lupe Fiasco a genius?! - I
I just saw Lupe Fiasco’s Myspace and his status said, “still working on the new album!!!! you’ll hear some NEW music soon!”….I came. Plus I just read his blog on the explanation of his song “The Instrumental” from his first album Food & Liquor, which my boy and business partner (Hypnotic) debated since the release of the album, and while our views were...
For anyone who's heard me say "My dick is long!"... →
WatchFunny ass shit, I love funny shit…I think we all do.
